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"Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders."-- Bob Inglis
"My choice early in life was between whether to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference."-- Harry S. Truman
"If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day."-- Molly Ivins, on a Texas politician
"He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career."-- George Bernard Shaw
"Take a good look at me, because you'll never recognize me once my opponent gets done with me."-- Leonard Boswell, Iowa congressman
"To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States."-- George W. Bush
"Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word."-- Charles de Gaulle
"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself."-- Mark Twain
"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."-- Doug Larson
"Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke."--Will Rogers
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies."-- Groucho Marx
"I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."-- Will Rogers
"98 percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working Americans. It’s the other lousy 2 percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them."-- Lily Tomlin
"Running for president is like sticking your face in the blade of a fan."-- Mike Huckabee
"It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job."--Erma Bombeck
"Politics is not the art of the possible. It's the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable."-- John Kenneth Galbraith
"All of the problems we face today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indians."-- Pat Paulsen
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