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A fortune teller was gazing into a crystal ball. She said to the frog, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman. From the moment she sets her eyes on you, she will have a great desire to know all about you and get very close to you in order to know you personally.
Well, the frog was excited. This meant he would become human, which he always wanted to be. So, he asked the fortune teller with great anticipation, "Where will this happen? At a singles bar?"
"No," said the fortune teller, "biology class."
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