A young woman was soaking up the sun's rays on a Florida beach when a little boy in his swimming trunks, carrying a towel, came up to her and asked her, "Do you believe in God?"She was surprised by the question but replied, "Why, yes, I do."
Then he asked her, "Do you go to church every Sunday?"
Again, her answer was "Yes!"
Then he asked, "Do you read your Bible and pray every day?"
Again she said, "Yes!" But by now her curiosity was very much aroused. At last the boy sighed and said with obvious relief, "Will you hold my quarter while I go swimming?"
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Michael E. Hodgin, 1002 Humorous Illustrations (Grand Rapids: Zondervan, 2004), 178.
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