God spoke, and BANG! It happened!
Heck is a place for people who don't believe in gosh.
I bet Jesus would have used HIS turn signal.
Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!
JESUS SAVES... He Passes It To Gretzky... Gretzky Shoots... He Scores!
Neutrinos have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!
Reincarnation is making a comeback!
Nirvana... It's nothing to get excited about.
Heaven is a hell of a place to spend forever.
Eternity... Where will it all end?
That was Zen. This is Tao!
The Big Bang theory: And God said 'Pulleth my Finger'
You found God? If nobody claims him in 30 days, he's yours!