You might be a Presbyterian if,
1. you used to be a Baptist.
2. Charles Spurgeon is just a little too Arminian for your blood.
3. they aren't "Roman Catholics" or even "Catholics." They're "Romanists," or "Papists."
4. you secretly suspect that John Calvin was a liberal because of his compromise on the Sabbath issue.
5. when someone asks you questions about the Bible, you answer, "Well, the confession says..." or "the catechism says...."
6. when asked to name the twelve apostles, you say, "Matthew, John, James, Andrew, Peter, Nathaniel, Philip, Simon, Thomas, Augustine, Luther, and Calvin."
7. you've got a big, bushy beard in honor of R.L. Dabney.
8. you can spell "supralapsarian."
9. you know, or you think you know, the difference between "Calvinist" and "Reformed."
10. when the Spirit comes upon you in power, you don't raise your hands and shout "Hallelujah," rather you scratch your chin, turn to your neighbor and whisper "hmmm,... that was a good point."
1. you used to be a Baptist.
2. Charles Spurgeon is just a little too Arminian for your blood.
3. they aren't "Roman Catholics" or even "Catholics." They're "Romanists," or "Papists."
4. you secretly suspect that John Calvin was a liberal because of his compromise on the Sabbath issue.
5. when someone asks you questions about the Bible, you answer, "Well, the confession says..." or "the catechism says...."
6. when asked to name the twelve apostles, you say, "Matthew, John, James, Andrew, Peter, Nathaniel, Philip, Simon, Thomas, Augustine, Luther, and Calvin."
7. you've got a big, bushy beard in honor of R.L. Dabney.
8. you can spell "supralapsarian."
9. you know, or you think you know, the difference between "Calvinist" and "Reformed."
10. when the Spirit comes upon you in power, you don't raise your hands and shout "Hallelujah," rather you scratch your chin, turn to your neighbor and whisper "hmmm,... that was a good point."
1 comment:
LOL.
I enjoyed # 8 and #10 the most.
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