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I do not seek to understand that I may believe, but I believe in order to understand. For this also I believe, –that unless I believed, I should not understand.-- St. Anselm of Canterbury (1033-1109)

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Truth is Stranger than Fiction 2006.3

'Vampyre' Candidate Backs Public Impaling
From Associated Press
January 12, 2006 4:34 PM EST

MINNEAPOLIS - One gubernatorial candidate in Minnesota is giving a whole new meaning to the "dark side" of politics. A man who calls himself a satanic priest plans to run for governor on a 13-point platform that includes the public impaling of terrorists at the state Capitol building.

Jonathon Sharkey, also known as "The Impaler", plans to launch his gubernatorial campaign on - when else? - Friday the 13th. He'll make the announcement in Princeton.

"I'm going to be totally open and honest," said the 41-year-old leader of the "Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party."

"Unlike other candidates, I'm not going to hide my evil side," he said.

In Minnesota, anyone who pays the $300 filing fee can get on the gubernatorial ballot and it seems that every year a few eccentric candidates make the rounds.

Sharkey raises the bar. For one thing, he told the Star Tribune in an e-mail that he drinks blood.

Including the impaling of terrorists, rapists, drug dealers and other criminals, Sharkey's platform includes emphasis on education, tax breaks for farmers and better benefits for veterans.

Sharkey said he worships Lucifer and, while he says he has nothing against Christians, he calls the "Christian God the Father" his "mortal enemy."

Sharkey said he was injured during a parachute jump with the Army in 1982 and receives veterans' disability benefits.

He has not yet registered as a gubernatorial candidate, but he has already filed as a candidate for the 2008 presidential election.

1 comment:

Brennan said...

Hmm, well, it's sad that he thinks that Satan is where it's at, but maybe more so that he has a deeply humanitarian side, and sees the only way to get that across is through trying to be the most unique individual running. More to the point, it may be that he really IS doing this simply as a publicity stunt so that people will look at the rest of his platform in hopes people will actually care about what he says. (Obviously he has a side of him that promotes the good...regardless of personal theological beliefs...but who knows how far either the humanitarian side or the theological beliefs go? It is a difficult issue to decide when it's a political platform.) Whether or not we should like everything he says is another matter, admittantly, but he certainly has some positive points.